The Truth about Patty and Oliver

Patty and Oliver are normal friends. Oliver, though is of the same age as Patty, he acts like a big bro to her as he takes good care of Patty in sch. Both stay near the west district, so Oliver picks patty up at her house everyday and then stroll to the sch together. They enjoy the morning breeze and admire the sounds of birds' chirpping. Being able to be with each other every morning, is a kind of leisure to them. Life is very routined yet blissful.

One particular night, Patty calls Oliver..

Patty: Hey, Olive Head, I am down with Chicky Pox.

Oliver: Oh really? Congrats! Wad is that by the way?

Patty: U shouldn't be congratulating me! U should feel sad instead! And chicky pox is a contagious disease, with many bubbles covering my whole body. But it will heal lar, so dont worry.

Oliver: Nah, i am not worried. I was just thinking how hideous you would look like with chicken-look-alike things on ur skin. But after you mentioned 'bubbles', i began to feel more relieved. Now i am imagining and fantasizing you, looking sexy with soap bubbles all over ur body, haha.

Patty: Not soap bubbles, dumbo! Guys are so leacherous. I'll never fall for a guy like you. Also, wont be meeting you for sch for the next 1 wk.

Oliver: You think i'll fall for you? dream on! i feel alittle sad cos i'm going to eat alone in sch liao, very lonely. Nobody to lend me copy homework. Wait teacher asks me questions, i so stupid, cannot answer. How? I very scared leh!

Patty: Am i your fren or not? Or just an accompany, a free-of-charge-tutor to help you in sch work?? Haiz, so disappointed in you, see you 1 week later then, bye!
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For that 1 week, Oliver attends sch alone. He feels miserable w/o Patty at his side. In Maths lesson, Oliver dozes off and there is no Patty there to jolt him awake. He starts to dream of Patty... A scene of, Patty and himself trying on wedding gowns and suits, forms in his head.. they are teasing and praising each other how wonderful they look. Then they proceed to pose happily for their wedding shoots. Then... "Bang!"

"Wake up! Pay attention!"

His dream is shattered by Ms Liau's high-pitched voice. It nearly burst his eardrums too.
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Patty also feels terribly uneasy during the 1 week MC when she doesn't hear the birds chirpping every morning. She then forces her pet kitty to meow like a bird. First she tries strangling the neck of her kitty. The kitty meows hoarsely. plan A fails, kitty is unable to imitate a bird's chirps. Then she thinks of plan B, which definitely works. here's plan B... Force cubes of watermelons down the kitty's throat. Since it is unable to swallow them, there is a blockage at the windpipe, causing the speed of oxygen entering the windpipe to slow down. Hence the pitch of meows produced is exactly like a bird's chirps! "Yipee!" Patty shouts. With the sound effect, patty is able to imagine Oliver is at her side. hence, she has a quick recovery.

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Finally the slow-paced 1 week has gone. Oliver initiates to meet up exceptionally early on that very 1st day. He has alot to tell Patty. Patty on the other hand, wakes up at 5am so as to dress up and cover up her pox-scars. To summarise, both are very nervous about their meet up.

They choose to meet at Patty's block void deck.

At the instant when Oliver's eyes catch the sight of Patty, he runs over to Patty and gives her a hug. Tears flow out of his eyes and he chokes on his saliva. After the hug...Oliver takes a good looks at Patty...

Oliver: Gosh, you are ugly, i should have seen ur face before i gave you my hug, now i feel like vomitting.

Patty: Huh? How could you say that?

Oliver: I am sorry darling. I was just joking with you. You are as pretty as the...wad huh? i cant think of any examples that suit you.

Patty: What did you just call me? Darling? As pretty as the Mynah in the trees..haha

Oliver: Yes, darling. In your 1 week's absence, i missed you terribly.

Patty: Me too. I thought i would take you as my nice big bro always. Never ever thought we we are meant to be lovers.

Oliver: Ya, you are now my girl.


The truth about Patty and Oliver--> they are meant to be lovers.

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/*My point is that appearance & qualifications do not matter when you are choosing a bf. Though some parts are as lame as lambs, hope you like it. its supposed to be abt orange but i juz chg it.*/